February 2011
SO TRUE!
missjuna:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
Amen.
January 2011
Another reason to hate the government...
So I was just reading an article that came up in aol today when i was checking my email and it was about how the US government is pulling all American citizens out of Cairo and out of Egypt entirely until all the riots come to a calm. The way they’re achieving all this is by sending about a half dozen government planes to evacuate them with help from other countries as well and sending them...
Day Six: Five People Who Mean a Lot to Me
In no order whatsoever…
1 & 2) My parents- I can never thank them enough for all the stuff they do for me. They’ll always be here for me whenever I need them and never know much I appreciate all the work they’ve put in for me, maybe someday I can repay them back for all that they have done.
3) Nikki Margallo- You’re truly my other sister. We always have soo much fun...
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Sick College Items →
Day 5: 6 Things That I wish I've Never Done?
1| Learn how to procrastinate.
2| Make the same mistakes more than once.
3| Never tried harder.
4| Not live to the fullest.
5| Not taken all the opportunities open for me.
6| Never been dependent on people.
Day 4: 7 Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1~”I’m kinda hungry…”
2~”Do I look alright?”
3~”Is all this homework really necessary?” or “Do I really need to do all this work?”
4~”What woulda happened if…?”
5~”Why am I so small?” (HEIGHT AND WEIGHT! dirty minds…)
6~”Why am I so badass??” LOL
7~Her
I wish showers washed all my troubles away.
kevinthich:
yeeeaaahhhhh
"Oh how I wish...."
I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but have you ever had those moments where you regret not doing anything??
Lets put it in context…..So my suitemate and I go to lunch at this dining hall a couple dorm buildings down the street. I pay my meal plan and walk over to the deli like usual. I see this beautiful girl sitting at a table eating by herself (supposedly she was standing...
Facebook...LMAOOOOOO
prettyfaceddork:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups...
Eight Ways to Win My Heart?
1-FOOD!…nough said haha or if you can cook!
2-Athleticism or any activity that I like
3-Similar taste in music or being able to play music
4-Similar personality
5-Traveling
6-Taking pictures and videos
7-Being yourself
8-Being able to put up with me? lol
That awkward moment when you still cannot...
Day 2: Nine Things About Me
1)I can’t take any kind of spice at all. Anything spicy, even the smallest amount I could barely take it.
2) As outgoing and crazy friendly as I am, I’ll be one of the most shy person you wouldn’t know until I meet people then it’s all good from there.
3) I have the greatest problem of never forgetting stuff or letting things go. One of my biggest flaws.
4) I have always...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
micosoneja:
taytaygarcia:
Whenever you don't talk to me
I’m like
but when you do, I’m like
Ten Things to Ten People
1) I honestly don’t know what I did for you, especially you, to stop talking to me and hanging out with me. Seriously, we’ve been friends since 6th grade and it all came down to our final years of high school for you and the rest of the group to stop talking to me and hanging out. Maybe you could at least tell me what it was I did to drive you away but until then to me you’re all...
Ten days.
sammifong:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two...
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Fluctuations.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian Lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated … She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get Hunat eighty? Why it change?” The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,...
Queen's English
Soooooo basically my English 102 class is pretty awesome because my teacher is from England and has an awesome english accent. queens english > american english
